Go Hard, Because We’re Already Home

If we had a dollar for every time we use a c-word to characterise our camaraderie… 
Chipper-faced freshies join us annually 
In this clueless circus act of a family 
First we have the very curious chimpanzees: 
They’re charming, disarming, and quite cacophonic 
At first they’ll come across considerably crazy 
But look closer and true enough! They’re certainly cranky 
Next up, let’s welcome the contortionists 
They’ll cater to cravings, bend backwards for Ameen’s 
They’re chummy and cosy and almost like me 
Except they’ll tell everyone everything that they see 
Our resident clowns make up Exhibit C 
They’re comical, cartoonish, uproarious with glee 
It’s funny until these jokers camouflage collectively 
When you must collect from them block fund money 
Oh but have you met our caricature artists? 
The clever copycats who invented conjury 
They croak at concerts and caper like catfish 
At Night of 77 Stars they’ll be teeming with rubbish 
Here in Block C, we commit every one of these 
We are cheeky, gutsy, and we like to be C-ly (silly)  
It’s hard to conceive of a cooler clan than this 
(And don’t forget to pay up—that’ll be $40 please!)